10 things to do when you are 90
I was thinking the other day about things i would do when I am 90, and the reasons why. 1st Bungy jump. Cause if I'm 90 I'm not going to be too worried if I loose me retina's or in fact if the bunji snaps. 2nd Have sex more than... [more]
I was thinking the other day about things i would do when I am 90, and the reasons why.
1st Bungy jump. Cause if I'm 90 I'm not going to be too worried if I loose me retina's or in fact if the bunji snaps.
2nd Have sex more than once everyday, cause I reckon ,that there won't be much else that will interest me by then. also as old people get up early and go to bed early there will be loads of time for extra cuddling
3rd Rob a bank well what can they do to you then anyway.
4th Be completly excentric, all those things that you can't get away with now, that you so want to. You can when your 90.
5th Get myself a toyboy, well at 90 you haven't got a lot of choice have you.
6th Protest everything, just for a laugh
7th Wear leather, and have my hair in braids
8th Sing out loud and dance down the street, well I want to now, but I don't want to be locked up
9th Go on something like the x factor, cause it won't matter that I can't hold a tune in a bucket when I'm 90 everyone will love me.
10th Do a funny scrapbook full of all my embarassing secrets that I would love to scrap now, but would nt want to live with the embarrasment
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