Simon Cowell and Britney Spears attend the Fox 2012 Programming Presentation Post-Show Party at Wollman Rink - Central Park on May 14, 2012 in New York City.
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Millions of Americans will tune in to watch Britney Spears get judgmental on the next season of The X Factor. While Simon Cowell hopes the pop star helps the show crush it in the ratings, these are 20 lines we'd love to hear from the singer.