Someone stole Abbey’s Christmas presents.
For the second time in five years, the Crouch’s Casa del Bling has been broken into by thieves. On Tuesday night Peter and Abbey returned home from hospital to find four clobber-robber ass-holes ransacking their home in Cheshire.
The thieves got into the house through a kitchen window and immediately noticed a huge pile of Christmas presents. Those presents must have had their name on them because they instantly set about opening them.
But as the Crouch’s drove up the driveway the thieves threw all Abbey’s Christmas presents into a swag sack and ran off laughing like hookers on a carrot truck.
Christmas presents. Now if that isn’t the biggest god-damned bitch ever. Four shopping days before Christmas too. It’ll all have to be done again. AND the wrapping! That will all have to be done again too. Bitch bitch bitch.
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