Abit Titmus

Abi Titmuss Naughty Diaries

By Steve Allen on | From stevenallen.blogspot.com

Abi Titmuss has announced she will be publishing her diaries later in the year.

Do you think they will be real, or fake? The diaries I mean. We already know about the other ones.

Here's the test, when you go to Waterstones to buy them flick to the page for March 23 2008 and see if it says, "Dear Diary. Today I decided to publish my diaries."

If it doesn't say that, it's Billy BS.

It doesn't bode well when even the title of the book is a lie. It's going to be called "The Secret Diaries of Abigail Titmuss". Last time I checked, something wasn't 'secret' if it had been published and distributed nationally.

The publishers, Headline, has said the diaries will be "racy, hilariously funny, scorchingly honest and always just a little bit tongue-in-cheek".

If they're going to be that 'scorchingly honest' she'll have to admit she's had more than just a 'tongue' in those 'cheeks'.