NEW YORK, NY  – As part of his congressional campaign, Adam Clayton Powell IV announced a revolutionary housing initiative for the people of Harlem and Washington Heights.

Dressed in his usual clown suit, Powell thrilled the crowd with a few magic tricks and yelled “Keep the faith, baby!”

Powell talks to the media

Then suddenly, Powell yanked a tablecloth and revealed his ultimate magic trick: a four-story, pre-fabricated trailer park.

“Now everyone in my district can own a dream home!” shouted Powell. “Why should rich people have all the fun?”

The Adam Clayton Powell IV trailer park

According to Powell, any registered Democrat will qualify for a trailer. All they have to do is vote for Powell. 

“I’m bringing congress back to the people,” he said. “And the people want trailer parks.”

Puerto Rican Guy

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