Adrian Brody no longer wants to attract women

I'll admit it, Adrien Brody used to be my favorite secret crush. Something about that huge nose just always did something for me. I love him in some of cute indie movies, like Dummy. But lately the look my former future husband has been sporting is a little less, well, hot. He looks less like a sexy leading man and more like a Jewish version of Borat. And it never hurts to put on some real pants before you leave the house.