Entourage Quotes: Season 5, Episode 11

"I got nowhere to go, Jaime. In fact, I'll move in if you want me to!"
-Turtle, to Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Turtle: You wanna hide me, consider me hidden!
Jamie: Seriously, I eat here all the time.
Turtle: Really?
Waitress: Hi Jamie baby, how you doin'?
Jamie: Really.

Turtle: Why'd you call last night?
Jamie: My therapist says I'm attracted to losers.
Turtle: Lucky me!

E: That's quite an entrance, Ari.
Ari: It's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to this kraut director!
Drama: It's either you or me, and if it's me, I'm goin in blazing!

Ari: Relax, it's all gonna be alright.
Vince: Why?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived, and he doesn't like Germans!

Werner: This is a movie about human beings, with layers! It's not a movie about some swimming superhero.
Ari: Well I don't care if it's about a dancing cucumber!

Werner: Are you threatening me?
Ari: If you consider me telling you that you'll be lucky to get a "der wienerschnitzel" commercial if you don't go back to work, then yeah, it's a f-cking threat!
Werner: I don't respond to threats, Mr. Gold! This conversation is over!
Ari: Nothing is over! When I'm done with you, it'll make the battle of Normandy look like a game of f-cking paintball!

Dana: You know, two days at our theme park in Sydney is quite a stress reliever!
Ari: Well, imagine three kids just fell off a roller coaster, and tense up!

"Hot girls driving limos...I like that! Call it 'Lim-hos!'"
-Turtle

Ari: Dana owes me.
E: You really think she would let you replace the director?
Ari: After what I did for her, she would let us double-penetrate her if we wanted to!