I always ended up injured

I went on this date with this guy Jerry who is the exuberant type. We were with a bunch of couples playing some game around Christmas. So, he drew this card that said he could either dance with his date or sing a Christmas Carol. He yanked me off the couch to dance without warning. My ribs hurt for two weeks. But the first time I ever went somewhere with him, it was shortly after my knee surgery. We went miniature golfing and won against the other couple. He was so excited, he picked me up and dropped me. The shock wave went right up my leg and my knee swelled up like a balloon. We went out to dinner and I had to ice it while it was propped up on a chair. I ended up telling Jerry that I couldn't go anywhere with him anymore because I always ended up injured.

Heidi