Joke About Growing Old

By Livingly Staff on
A joke by Gary at elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old. One said "Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand and I can't remember if I am putting it away or making myself a sandwich." Another said," And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down." "Oh, well, I don't have  those sort of problems, touch wood", said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table, before adding,"That...Read Full Story

The 5 Best Jokes from the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

By Darrick Thomas on
(Photo: Getty Images)While a whole bunch of celebrities were busy watching the official death of Hannah Montana at the VMAs on Sunday night, a smaller ring of pop culture heavyweights opted for a more comedic affair that evening — the roast of one James Franco.Everyone from Sarah Silverman to Seth Rogen to Jonah Hill had their chance to rip Franco a new one, and, of course, Jeff Ross, King of Roasts, hosted the event and set the bar for the potshots. No one was safe. The roast won't air until...Read Full Story