To- If you're going to the store, pick me up some beer.
Too- I don't give a damn if I'm too drunk, I'm the pilot.
Two- Did you say two cans, or two cases of Spam?
There- You mean that strip club over there? The one you work at?
They're- They're both wearing "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts??? I don't get it....
Their- It wasn't their mirror you wiped the shit on, it was the owner of the club.
Than- Shoot, your daughter could drink more than me.
Then- If you drink liquor before beer, then...
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