Advanced Nerd Tactics and Fetish

For those who don't know, Google is pretty much pro. It's pro like a giant rack on a B+ chick. Why is Google so pro? Well retard, this is why. 1. http://www.google.com/linux You go that url, you type in search box, it search only linux related meta content. Why is this helpful? Well d!psh!t because, hold up it just started hailing outside zomg my car!! anyway try to search for something like spyware and linux. They don't seem to have any real matches. Until you do it in the linux specific... Read Full Story

$5000 REWARD FOR MY FACE NECK EARS EYES MOUTH AND HAIR Let me tell you whats gay about silkroadonline. You pick up items to break down into elements with elixir, then you find tablets and take time to see if you have enough of each kind of element, fuse them into a stone, forge your stone with some item you have, BUT the fusion has FAILED! WOW! All that for /fail!! You spend a retarded amount of gold on 1 "Lucky Powder" and use an elixir instead of selling it only to have that FAIL! Lucky... Read Full Story

First of all if you bought an Ati card you are a noob. But this little tool will help you get compiz running in Ubuntu 7.10 Gutsy. http://albertomilone.com/nvidia_scripts1.html The link has nvidia in the title because the script works for both. It detects your card, finds the best driver, and installs it correctly. After a reboot, go here http://ubuntu-tutorials.com/category/compizberyl/ It has instructions and advice on installing/choosing compiz and beryl desktop managers. I have an Ati... Read Full Story

The only remaining clips from the CoD2 vid that never happened are here http://webmail.hcboe.net/~haun/cod2001.avi I really only did this because I wanted to see how horrible video editing would be in Ubuntu. Turns out, pretty horrible. I used Kino and maybe I'm being a little harsh with horrible. It did crash one time when I split a scene but everything was recovered when I reopened Kino. It has some pretty nice effects and probably some other features but I just wanted to split some video... Read Full Story

YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE!?!? DO YOU SEE IT?!?! DO YOU SEE!!!!!!!! THAT IS SILKROADONLINE RUNNING IN WINE IT LOOKS HORRIBLE, BUT IT DOESN'T LAG OR LOSE ANY GAME FEATURES OMG Metal, how do you do it? Everytime you amaze and astound with 31337 5k115. I know thanks. I got it to work by turning up the dpi, setting to desktop window and changing from 2000 to of all of the things in the world to make something work right, windows me. You heard right, windows me saved the day, emulation style sort... Read Full Story

So I wake up this morning and I'm like omg were did my leave my sack? Then I remembered, Cannibal Corpse must feed and ate my yarbles. Lucky for me they left my turtle tip alone. It could get ugly without my lucky dice but wtf can you do about it. Dudes name is Corpsegrinder do you really think I'm going to argue with him? Omg I'm like 6 foot 135lbs of polished tempered steel but I can't eff with a man who would name himself I Grind Corpses. So if you're wondering what my deal is I'm just a... Read Full Story

Here are a few things I do to make my life easier in Linux. Speaking directly about Ubuntu 7.10 and 7.04 for the most part. Change your repositories. It doesn't really matter which one just as long as you pick ftp instead of http. It usually works out a little better that way. Also enable the multiverse and third party sections of repositories to make sure you get all the 31337 apps you want. Install Yakuake. It's a console window that scrolls from top of desktop and goes away by pressing f12... Read Full Story

Everyone has been waiting on it, you've all been talking about it. It's here but don't tell anyone. aaronhaun.is-a-geek.net is all the rage. If you go to this web site your wildest dreams will come true. I know because I wrote it in the page header. Got telnet, ftp, web site, all that stuff. I just put it up today to make sure it still works. I do have some content to put on it but I'm waiting on my internet upgrade next week. It's just so hard to make time to care when I have 6 bots to run... Read Full Story

UBUNTU 8.04?!?! ZOMG! http://www.ubuntu.com/testing/hardy/beta Nice Ubuntu nice. Now I wont be bored as I upgrade all the computers I have to the new Ubuntu. Hopefully there will be a migration tool that just lets me upgrade. With two of the best features, ever! From the site: ActiveDirectory integration Likewise Open, available from the universe repository, enables seamless integration of Ubuntu within an Active Directory network. Users can use their AD credentials to log onto Ubuntu... Read Full Story

payperpost I posted about this place a while back. You may remember the spam post I received in return from the kid with bad hair and horrible taste in clothes. "Hey nice post, here's my blog" That doesn't work ANYWHERE! Not even for turks. Anyway this place says that they will pay me to post about stuff listed. Before I can get any of the other opportunities, I have to do this: "We are looking for new Posties to talk about what you love best about PayPerPost. We want to know why you signed... Read Full Story