British Boy A Father At 13; Voice Drops When Baby Is Born
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Alfie shown with the newborn baby.
Whenever a normal, single man sees the words “Baby Is Born,” a voice screaming RUNNNN comes to mind, but for Alfie, where could he run? The world was watching.
He’d been dating Chantelle, then 15, the mother of the child, but he believed the child was conceived after their lone night of sex.
He’s now the example parents use in a last-ditch attempt to keep their kids from getting involved in sex.
Teenagers, brace yourselves. Mom: “Do you want to be like this kid?” Son/Daughter’s comeback, “Well, at least I know to use a condom.” BURN!
Yeah, that’s right. Someone forgot to teach Alfie here how to put a condom on his little banana. That whole persuasion technique didn’t work so well, huh.
But a simple solution to this problem is to educate kids on the importance of protected sex. Then little Alfie could have been playing his playstation all day like a normal pale British kid.
OK, I’m sorry, you all wouldn’t be so pale if the sun would come out once in a while.
I’m not gonna hate on this guy. Most couples would get an abortion. Alfie and his girlfriend said they were going to be dedicated parents.
One problem. Alfie’s NOT the father. Apparently, his girl’s a whore. Other guys came out with claims of doing his woman. Alfie, RUNNN!!!!! NOW. As fast as your little legs can carry you.
This man is the real father; Tyler Barker – http://shadmia.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/tyler-barker.jpg
Chantelle, Alfie’s ho, and mother of the child, wouldn’t admit to the truth until the baby was born, leaving the young Alfie in emotional distress when the baby was found to be another dude’s. And get this: Barker was only 13 when the baby was conceived.
Britain, you don’t look so good. Banana + Condom = Sex Education. Get on it, now!
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