I am going to spoof "The Polar Express" replacing conductor Tom Hanks with this bi-polar nut job I used to know named Carmen. "Get on the train now.", says Carmen. "Where are we going?", asked the hero boy. "How should I know? Just get on or I'll set you on fire.", says Carmen. The boy reluctantly gets on board the train. They stop and pick up the lonely boy. "Get on the train young man if you wanna see Santa Claus.", says Carmen to the lonely boy. The boy hesitates and the train leaves. The...
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