Photographic evidence that Dr Michio Kaku’s koi carp theory is total nonsense.
Dr Michio Kaku famously asked the vital question: “What would it be like to be a carp?”
In attempting to unravel the enigma, Dr Kaku went on to state: “What a strange world it would be! I imagined that the pond would be an entire universe, one that is two-dimensional in space. The carp would only be able to swim forwards and backwards, and left and right. But I imagined that the concept of “up”, beyond the lily pads, would be totally alien to them.”
The inability of the carp to know what is “up” leads us towards an understanding of 10 Dimensional hyperspace. Dr Kaku explains his breathtaking theory in glorious detail at his web-site: Hyperspace and a Theory of Everything.
Not wishing to dampen Dr Kaku’s parade, I feel that I must – in the interests of science – reveal the potentially world-changing results of my own research. On a visit to Beaver World, Tatsfield, Kent, in April of 2010, I was lucky enough to capture a photographic image that threatens to turn the world of theoretical physics on its head; the implications will, I believe, prove as important to astrophysics as the launch of the WMAP Satellite, as important to cosmology as the development of M-Theory, and as important to daytime television as a rerun season of Falcon Crest.
Look carefully at the image below; can you believe your eyes?
It is quite evidently the case that koi carps are perfectly capable of swimming “up”. The big white one at the front of the image has even raised his face above the water; the gold one in the top-right is about to do the same. Both fish have their eyes on the camera lense, in no way abashed by the sudden invasion of privacy. The really tame ones will suck your fingers at tea-time; the biggest of them will permit small rapturous children to ride on their backs. Dr Kaku’s theory that the carp have no comprehension of what exists above the ripples on the surface of the water is proven by this image to be the most abject nonsense ever printed!
Talk of “ripples” is smashed by talk of “shockwaves”!
Albert Einstein wished to “read the mind of God”; knowing as I do that the mind of God is a state of consciousness transplanted into the brain of man by the Sacred Mushroom – and armed with this new evidence that carp can swim “up”, I tell the theoretical physicists of the world that they are a fumbling bunch of charlatans, haplessly chasing shadows in a black hole!
Read the mind of “God”? They couldn’t read the mind of an ornamental fish!
In attempting to unravel the enigma, Dr Kaku went on to state: “What a strange world it would be! I imagined that the pond would be an entire universe, one that is two-dimensional in space. The carp would only be able to swim forwards and backwards, and left and right. But I imagined that the concept of “up”, beyond the lily pads, would be totally alien to them.”
The inability of the carp to know what is “up” leads us towards an understanding of 10 Dimensional hyperspace. Dr Kaku explains his breathtaking theory in glorious detail at his web-site: Hyperspace and a Theory of Everything.
Not wishing to dampen Dr Kaku’s parade, I feel that I must – in the interests of science – reveal the potentially world-changing results of my own research. On a visit to Beaver World, Tatsfield, Kent, in April of 2010, I was lucky enough to capture a photographic image that threatens to turn the world of theoretical physics on its head; the implications will, I believe, prove as important to astrophysics as the launch of the WMAP Satellite, as important to cosmology as the development of M-Theory, and as important to daytime television as a rerun season of Falcon Crest.
Look carefully at the image below; can you believe your eyes?
It is quite evidently the case that koi carps are perfectly capable of swimming “up”. The big white one at the front of the image has even raised his face above the water; the gold one in the top-right is about to do the same. Both fish have their eyes on the camera lense, in no way abashed by the sudden invasion of privacy. The really tame ones will suck your fingers at tea-time; the biggest of them will permit small rapturous children to ride on their backs. Dr Kaku’s theory that the carp have no comprehension of what exists above the ripples on the surface of the water is proven by this image to be the most abject nonsense ever printed!
Talk of “ripples” is smashed by talk of “shockwaves”!
Albert Einstein wished to “read the mind of God”; knowing as I do that the mind of God is a state of consciousness transplanted into the brain of man by the Sacred Mushroom – and armed with this new evidence that carp can swim “up”, I tell the theoretical physicists of the world that they are a fumbling bunch of charlatans, haplessly chasing shadows in a black hole!
Read the mind of “God”? They couldn’t read the mind of an ornamental fish!
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