My daughter just asked "Mommy how does my skin stay on?" I knew I shoulda paid more attention in Health class.

There's an imposter tweeter saying they are me. Don't be fooled, I have the check they don't! + I would NEVER refer to myself as a model!

RT @wingster55: @alydenisof It was a compli-sult. Part compliment, part insult. I coined the term. See that? That was a explain-a-brag.

So a woman working at CPK said to me "You look great! Don't listen to the people that say differently." Umm...? #wasthatacompliment?

Happy Mother's Day :)

“@98RealStella: @alydenisof Any ideas of what you're going to name #BabyDenisof?” not really, any suggestions?

I could be doing the math wrong but I think I'm in my 5th trimester.

Good news: my friend @faywolf's pretty pretty song-sampler is available thru tomorrow morning at @1band1brand! http://t.co/IJxo8Jb1

Yes, Alexis IS in The Avengers....see. http://t.co/sm8IUxYn

Congrats to Jessica Simpson! Does this mean I now have the biggest baby bump in Hollywood?

“@ARKWalton: @BtVSfan96 Alexis Denisof is playing 'The Other' on The Avengers. Who's 'The Other'? @alydenisof” you'll see :)

“@elefantebu: @alydenisof American Pie was the #1 in Brazil last weekend. Congrats! http://t.co/dCe8KyYW” THANK YOU BRAZIL :)

Today my daughter said "Mommy you look like a big huggable Mermaid!" I guess that's a good thing to a 3 year old.

Is it just me or does anyone else think that Emily Blunt looks like a dark haired @feliciaday in the posters for 5 Year Engagement?

Anyone at LAX right now?

I think for giggles I'm gonna start telling people I'm only 3 months pregnant.

Best NYC pizza? Go!

"Mommy, professionals don't do that!" Sati told me after I kissed her foot while giving her a pedicure.

"Mommy, New York just has the BEST cake!" My daughter said after trying her first ever piece of cheesecake.

RT @Awesomestprimee: Also, will some please PLEASE go see american reunion with me!? Staring the greatest person of all time @alydenisof !

RT @TheFLIPMEISTER: American Reunion twice on opening day!!!!! Went at midnight lastnight and now my cousin wants to go! BEST.DAY.EVER! ...

“@tomlenk: Get yourself some #americanpie this weekend! #americanreunion is hilarious!” aww thanks Tommy!!!

RT @TXshannongraves: @alydenisof looked stunning in #AmericanReunion, seriously girl you just never age! The movie surpassed my high exp ...

So I just saw my feet again & it turns out someone has replaced my toes with little sausages!