have you heard this rumor? The Yanks and Andruw Jones They might have a thing goin'on We both know that it could be wrong But we need a rh bat to go long Cash met every day at the same cafe Waiting for some deal to appear there pocketed hands, not making strategical plans While he dreamed of rappelling buildings in his favorite thong The Yanks and Andruw Jones They might have a thing goin'on We both know that it could be wrong But we need a rh bat to go long We gotta be extra careful That we don't build our hopes up too high Because Andruw's got talent limitations and an agent who lies The Yanks and Andruw Jones They might have a thing goin'on We both know that it could be wrong But we need a rh bat to go long Well, it's almost time for tampa to be leaving It hurts so much, it hurts so much inside Now Andruw may go his way and we may not even mind Tomorrow we'll meet The same place, the same time It's been an off season of neither reason or rhyme