Animal Jokes

We Boxers are quite adept with a ball. Sometimes I take it to the top of the stairs and drop it so I can chase it. I can dribble it like a basket ball or play keep away from my pals with it. I will run after it , but I never give it back to whoever threw it without a tug of war. Eventually I let Brian think he's won by dropping the slimy, wet ball on the floor. He always falls for it and throws it again. Sucker! Of course, just when I'm feeling like a champ, I go to my favorite spot on the... Read Full Story

Butterscotch came upon us one moonlit and otherwise inconsequential night. There he suddenly and insistently was, meowingly clawing at our door, and my wife and I gave him some milk. He came the next night and we gave him some milk and fish. He must have been so satisfied with these two visits that the next night he came to stay. This scampering-pattering puff-ball of brownish-tan and white, assuming the form and function of cat, wouldn’t have himself feel like a stranger for long. As soon as... Read Full Story

Check this out, I even have pictures to prove it. SEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My 15 year old brother from Florida did this alligator when he was up visiting us in Minnesota, Feb. 2008. I thought this was pretty awesome. Read Full Story

Hershey is not interested in TV on Wednesday nights. Yes, we know you're special. Get over yourself. Just because you're mom's favorite does not mean you run the house. These idiots have such different personalities. I'm sure if you could read their thoughts, this is what they would be. (Click Pic for Larger View) Read Full Story

Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "Animal Jokes". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, then put on your journalist's cap and add your own article... Read Full Story