Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

This is a community to share humurous tales and jokes about animals.

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Written by GrayFoxDown on
Butterscotch came upon us one moonlit and otherwise inconsequential night. There he suddenly and insistently was, meowingly clawing at our door, and my wife and I gave him some milk. He came the next night and we gave him some milk and fish. He must have been so satisfied with these two visits that the next night he came to stay. This scampering-pattering puff-ball of brownish-tan and white, assuming the form and function of cat, wouldn’t have himself feel like a stranger for long. As soon as he concluded that our door was opened to him, IN he rushed and quickly made himself at ... Read Full Story
Written by slantedone on
Hershey is not interested in TV on Wednesday nights. Yes, we know you're special. Get over yourself. Just because you're mom's favorite does not mean you run the house. These idiots have such different personalities. I'm sure if you could read their thoughts, this is what they would be. (Click Pic for Larger View) Read Full Story
Written by theminimalist on
We Boxers are quite adept with a ball. Sometimes I take it to the top of the stairs and drop it so I can chase it. I can dribble it like a basket ball or play keep away from my pals with it. I will run after it , but I never give it back to whoever threw it without a tug of war. Eventually I let Brian think he's won by dropping the slimy, wet ball on the floor. He always falls for it and throws it again. Sucker! Of course, just when I'm feeling like a champ, I go to my favorite ... Read Full Story
Written by wblmom on
Check this out, I even have pictures to prove it. SEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My 15 year old brother from Florida did this alligator when he was up visiting us in Minnesota, Feb. 2008. I thought this was pretty awesome. Read Full Story
Written by ojtnews on
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice. What did the freshman computer science major say when ... Read Full Story
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