Animal Jokes

Butterscotch came upon us one moonlit and otherwise inconsequential night. There he suddenly and insistently was, meowingly clawing at our door, and my wife and I gave him some milk. He came the next night and we gave him some milk and fish. He must have been so satisfied with these two visits that the next night he came to stay. This scampering-pattering puff-ball of brownish-tan and white, assuming the form and function of cat, wouldn’t have himself feel like a stranger for long. As soon...Read Full Story

Dogs from all over New York City , dressed in the cleverest if most humiliating costumes , marched in the annual Halloween Dog Parade in Tompkins Square Park . Appearing eerily depressed, these dauntless canines nevertheless strutted their costume-laden embarrassment to the best of their ability; their proud masters and the huddled spectators were similarly delighted. For the canines on display, the annual ritual means something different. Because it is on this day more than almost any...Read Full Story

Hershey is not interested in TV on Wednesday nights. Yes, we know you're special. Get over yourself. Just because you're mom's favorite does not mean you run the house. These idiots have such different personalities. I'm sure if you could read their thoughts, this is what they would be. (Click Pic for Larger View)Read Full Story

I know what this flustered feline is going through, amid today’s sudden onslaught of high-tech marvels. If the truth be told, I can’t make heads or tails out of my IPod either. Where is a good, non-high-tech sledgehammer when you really want one?  Read Full Story

We Boxers are quite adept with a ball. Sometimes I take it to the top of the stairs and drop it so I can chase it. I can dribble it like a basket ball or play keep away from my pals with it. I will run after it , but I never give it back to whoever threw it without a tug of war. Eventually I let Brian think he's won by dropping the slimy, wet ball on the floor. He always falls for it and throws it again. Sucker! Of course, just when I'm feeling like a champ, I go to my favorite spot on the...Read Full Story