Animal Jokes

Adam Kilgore’s words about Bryce Harper’s bloody eye injury Friday night were about as comprehensive as words could be. For example: After making an out in the seventh, Harper whacked a wall down the tunnel from the Nationals dugout with his bat. The bat caromed off the wall and smacked him above the left eye, drawing copious blood immediately. Read full article >>  

NEW DELHI — India’s intelligence agency sparked outrage in Pakistan and self-deprecatory jokes at home this week after it listed ordinary Pakistani shopkeepers as terrorists on a mission to attack some of India’s landmark institutions. Read full article >>  

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LOS ANGELES, Calif. - George Clooney played the suave host, Chef Wolfgang Puck whipped up something for dinner, and President Barack Obama and about 150 of his Hollywood set donors enjoyed a few laughs at Clooney's good humoured expense.  

The fourth annual Philly Walk for Animals is from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Saturday, May 26 at Lloyd Hall in Philadelphia. The event is free and open to those of all all ages.  

Animals in Need Fund will host its first Art for Animals from 5 to 9 p.m. Saturday, June 9, in the Edwards Barn in Nipomo.