While my twitter URL pic was probably the cleverest thing I'll ever think of I'll retire it soon... moving up to a non-phone pic in 2012

Saw High Society on the big screen for the first time tonight thanks to the BFI. Feeling all warm and fuzzy inside and whatnot and so forth.

That awkward moment when you tune in to a conversation on: "Oh, I looove colon cleansers." #PokerFaceChallenge

Co-worker has just informed me last tweet was confusing. Those are song lyrics... just stuck in my head... not a weird personal mantra.

Going around in my head: *nerdy girls, you are attracted to us!* Failing to contain dorky bounce. Lock it up Kendrick.

Shall I use my 200th tweet to say (again) no, I'm not on facebook or any other site.... no I'll say something more interesting - wait! crap!

Just shot the least sexy same-sex shower scene since Eastern Promises. Mission accomplished. @brittanysnow (so proud of us)

RT @rcjohnso: @AnnaKendrick47 Ixnay on the urdermay onfessioncay.

Saints game w @ADAMDEVINE @UTKtheINC @MikeViruet and the rest of the boys. Mob mentality - GO!!!!

Just landed, bloody Matt Cardle is on the radio - all I need now is a curry and PG tips. You never disappoint UK! :)

RT @slashfilm: A second viewing last night confirmed that 50/50 is my favorite movie of the year (so far). Go see it!

RT @petertravers: Refusing to hide from pain or bow to it, 50/50 makes its own rules. @hitrecordjoe & Seth Rogen are a dream team: http: ...

Trying not to bombard you guys with promotion but 50/50 is in theaters TODAY. I'm so proud of it. Go see it!!!!!!

I'm being told the episode of Ellen I taped (with Joseph, Seth and Bryce) is actually airing TODAY (Wednesday). Apologies apologies!

I'm on Chelsea Lately tonight! I'm on Ellen tomorrow with the whole cast of 50/50! I'm taking over television!!!!!! #EvilLaugh

Okay, I felt too bad to post actual conversation. As he left I said, "You're famous on twitter now" under my breath. He looked confused.

Man making long, loud calls in a quiet sitting area bothering everyone. Should I post everything he's saying to twitter to punish him? Hmmmm

Hotel I'm in calls its weight-sensitive, auto-charging minibar an "Honor Bar" Cheeky & ironic? Or should I leave a dictionary at front desk?

Just a cold but I'm being all dramatic and channeling Syrio Forel...... "Not today....." #gameofthrones

Being sick = TV box set marathons. Breaking Bad/Game of Thrones/Mad Men. Almost worth that Dayquil aftertaste that NEVER goes away.

If you get home from work at 8am and have to wake up at 10am do you go for the 2 hours or fight through? Quick! Answer before - zzzzzzzzz...

4:45am now... officially hearing things in hotel room. Looking up QI clip where Stephen Fry reassures us ghosts aren't real. #insomnia

Happy our birthday @thomaslennon You're my favorite co-birthday celeb. Second to Divine Brown. Obviously.