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HOWARD K. STERN IS GOING TO JAIL. Most of you will remember two years ago Anna Nicole Smith fluttered off to heaven to join her sugar daddy after chomping enough love pills to fill Pete Doherty’s pockets for a month.

And you’ll probably remember that Smith’s lawyer, manager, friend and lover got his ass hauled before the beak in LA to explain how helpful he’d been in supplying Anna with enough of those drugs to kill her.

But before you put that I’m bored as shit face on, I can tell you that a jury of 12 men and women true just convicted Howard by stamping his forehead with guilty as charged. Guilty on two counts of conspiracy, by helping fill Ann’a feed bowl right to the brim with enough happy zappies  to kill her.

Anna’s doctor, Khristine Eroshevich was also convicted of four charges and according to the Los Angeles district attorney he will be scrubbing Howard’s assehole with carbolic at the county jail any time soon. Sentencing Jan 6th.

With the conviction of Howard K. Stern the Caravan Association of Great Britain will no doubt welcome this news. It just made trailer parks a safer place to be.

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