Anne Heche and her much-hated ex-husband Coley Laffoon have hired a parenting coach to teach them how to take care of their unfortunate 7-year-old son Homer, because neither of them can seem to figure it out on their own. In case you need a reminder, we’ve included a video, above of Anne saying a few words about Coley on Letterman last month.

Coley and Anne are paying their “parenting plan coordinator” $375 per hour to help them become better co-parents, and to help them stop fighting. They’ll be using this woman’s services until May 1, 2011.