On with Rachel tonight. Gonna talk about Trump eating pizza with a fork! #DudeYoureANewYorker!

On with Rachel tonight. We r gonna talk about Trump eating pizza with a fork! #DudeYou'reANewYorker!

Sorry for all the unwanted attention on #WeinerYes follows. I didn't mean to make you famous. #CollateralDamage

Wow, so many followers now. #IsThereTrollRemovalSoftware?

Ok, howz about i get back in the game over here. #ScrappyHasBlownPastCrazy

Lets remember that the debt limit vote is to continue to pay the BUSH debt. #TaxCutsForBillionaires

Let's hope the markets get this gop debtlimit stunt #BuyVolatilityToday

Ok, here goes: Canucks in 5. #ButImRootingForBs

Excellent Memorial Day feed going on over at @jaketapper.

Watching Sportscenter. Puzzle me this: cant you adapt a track to run laps clockwise. #CityKidLearningIndy

Thanks to @McCainBlogette for nice mention in nyt mag #AndHerSupportForGayMarriage

Thanks to all my new followers im drawing close to Bachmann. #ScrappyChasingCrazy.

Touche Prof Moriarity. More Weiner Jokes for all my guests! #Hacked!

Just in time for Memorial Day. http://bit.ly/izcyYe #JewishChaplainMemorial

Next friday at Wisc. Dems. #ShouldILiveBlog?

Traveling to Wisconsin this month. The land of Walker and Ryan. #ButAlsoLaFolletteRemember

Tivo shot. FB hacked. Is my blender gonna attack me next? #TheToasterIsVeryLoyal

Followers of my lame hockey tweets recall i picked tb and nashville. #NotSoBrilliant

Tivo eats the hockey game and Versus taunts me with endless postgame. #IsThisHell?

Killng me!! RT @kknapp1: @RepWeiner that is a tragedy! #EpicGame

my tivo ate the hockey game! #WhoCanISue?

Wow, what an honor. Thanks RT @hwinkler4real: @RepWeiner tonight and all time u are so articulate ... Have a peaceful weekend

Heading to 30 Rock to chat with Rachel at 9. #Thats545InSeattleIThink

If i RT a story about my twitter do I fall into some vortex? http://huff.to/lohPCB #SaveMeScotty