Chicago Cubs Player Felix Pie Twists Testicle...
The Chicago Cubs are hexed. Someone, somewhere implored mystics and voodoo dolls 100 years ago and put a mega-hex on the Cubbies. As of today, Alfonso Soriano (broken finger), Mark DeRosa (heart), Jose Ascanio (bruised face) and cockfighting kingpin Aramis Ramirez (shoulder) have all been sidelined due to injury. Cubs' fans probably shouldn't worry because it's so early in the baseball year, but when Felix Pie pulls up with an odd injury, people might want to speculate that this could be a regular occurrence for the entire year.
...Outfielder Felix Pie missed a couple of days early because of a twisted testicle.You can exhale now. There's no word on the reason for the injury, but we're guessing it was induced by overwhelming pressure to succeed. Hold your nuts, Cubbies. Cubs outfielder to be sidelined a few days with injury [Cubs.com] Image [Cubs]
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