
Disgraced ex-Gov.
Eliot Spitzer can receive a lifetime of free sex, courtesy of the
Moonlite Bunny Ranch, one of Nevada’s legal brothels. “He won’t have to hide his payments,” Bunny Ranch owner
Dennis Hof told the
NYDailyNews. Hof is also offering call girl
Ashley Alexandra Dupre $250,000 to become a ranch hand. “[Spitzer] won’t have to transport Ashley over state lines. She’ll be there for him, whenever he wants!” But Hof does have one caveat, after reading press reports about Spitzer’s preferences. “The governor has to wear a condom!” Didja hear that, Eliot? No charge—lifetime guarantee!! I guess celebrity does have its perks…For more on Spitzer’s meteoric rise and fall,
read on.
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