Drug Warrior Biden's Spawn Does Blow

The buzz is that Joe Biden's spawn was photographed doing blow.

Reportedly there is a video being hawked by some blackmailers, showing Ashley Biden snorting a few lines of coke.

In a normal world none of this would matter, and is certainly no big shocker.

Ashley Biden is a renowned party girl. In 1999 she arrived at Tulane University and made an impression for always wearing a pair of exceptionally cute short shorts and being constantly hammered.

During her college years the odds caught up , and Ashley was busted for possession of weed. There was another confrontation with the law in 2002 when Miss Biden got a little physical with one of Chicago's finest outside a club, and was arrested for obstructing justice.

So in my world, Ashley Biden is a normal girl, albeit one whose birth makes her eligible for a hackorama job with the Delaware Department for Children, Youth and Families.

But the relevant part is that her Pappy is one of the Beltway's most dedicated (and of course) bombastic Drug Warriors. Like with usurious and draconian credit card legislation, pick a drug law you don't like, and it is sure to have Joe Biden's fingerprints on it.

It was Biden who drafted the legislation creating the Office of Drug Control Policy-- the propaganda wing of the War on Drugs. He created the position of, and coined the term for, “Drug Czar” and is responsible for elevating it into a White House position.

Biden tried to one-up the Republican anti-drug war plans by calling for larger foreign drug war investments. He authored the RAVE Act to allow federal prosecution of property owners who fail to successfully prevent drug use. He championed research into biological warfare techniques to eradicate South American drug cultivation, even after experts said it was way too dangerous to even consider.

He was last seen successfully guiding a bill through Congress which redundantly makes it illegal to smuggle drugs by use of a submarine.

So bringing up Ashley has to be embarrassing. I used to think that stuff like this could be a learning moment for guys like Joe Biden. But, I have given up on dreamy ideas like that.

I just hope that Lunch Bucket Joe doesn't feel it incumbent upon himself to send his daughter off to some drug rehab.