Ashley Todd's Backwards 'B' Gave Away Self-Inflicted Attack
It was reported yesterday (Oct. 23) that 20-year-old McCain campaign volunteer Ashley Todd was mugged and beaten by a man enraged by the GOP sticker on her car.
And the most bizarre part of this obviously heinous crime? He
carved a "B" into her McCain-loving face. (Oh my God, that's terrible, I can't believe Obama's supporters are such vicious criminals!)
NEWS FLASH: The whole F-ing thing was made up.
Personally I think it's the backwards "B" that gave it away. Seriously, the only way she could have ended up with that letter backwards was if she was doing it herself in a mirror.
Other tip-offs? Probably her extremely stereotypical description of her attacker as a 6'4" medium-build black man with short black hair, brown eyes, dark jeans and a black undershirt.
The cops reportedly caught on to the whole load of bullshit and asked her to take a polygraph test. They haven't released the results but it doesn't take a genius to figure out she failed the thing, broke down in a heap of tears and admitted to faking it all.
More from KDKA-TV Pittsburgh:
"According to police, investigators working on the interview process detected several inconsistencies in Todd's story that differed from statements made in the original police report.
Pittsburgh Police Public Information Officer Diane Richard released a statement earlier today, saying: "Because of the inconsistencies in her statements, Ms. Todd was asked to submit to a polygraph examination which she agreed to do."
Think Todd suffers from some sort of mental disorder? Vote on the likeliest suspect here.
And the most bizarre part of this obviously heinous crime? He
carved a "B" into her McCain-loving face. (Oh my God, that's terrible, I can't believe Obama's supporters are such vicious criminals!)NEWS FLASH: The whole F-ing thing was made up.
Personally I think it's the backwards "B" that gave it away. Seriously, the only way she could have ended up with that letter backwards was if she was doing it herself in a mirror.
Other tip-offs? Probably her extremely stereotypical description of her attacker as a 6'4" medium-build black man with short black hair, brown eyes, dark jeans and a black undershirt.
The cops reportedly caught on to the whole load of bullshit and asked her to take a polygraph test. They haven't released the results but it doesn't take a genius to figure out she failed the thing, broke down in a heap of tears and admitted to faking it all.
More from KDKA-TV Pittsburgh:
"According to police, investigators working on the interview process detected several inconsistencies in Todd's story that differed from statements made in the original police report.
Pittsburgh Police Public Information Officer Diane Richard released a statement earlier today, saying: "Because of the inconsistencies in her statements, Ms. Todd was asked to submit to a polygraph examination which she agreed to do."
Think Todd suffers from some sort of mental disorder? Vote on the likeliest suspect here.
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