Who would you rather follow on twitter: Susan Boyle or Ashton Kutcher?

I think Ashton Kutcher (whether he intended to or not) and Oprah simply reinforced the idea that people in general lose all sense of reason when it comes to celebrities. I would rather follow Susan Boyle ANYDAY! Who SHOULD be a twitceleb? I can't even hear but I saw the jeers and snickers from the audience change as Susan Boyle sang and I thought "BOOYAH!" Even made Simon la creep smile.