Baby Animals

Image Source I can’t believe how cute this is. And yet, it exists: a photo of a pug puppy wearing a red dinosaur sweater costume. The cuteness.Read Full Story

This one time, right, Cassius decided that he wanted to repaint his house. He called up his bestest ever friend Enrique the Badger and said 'Oi oi, batty boy! Let's hit B for some paint and that.'' YEHHH!! I is well up for some a that and ting!' said Enrique.'Alright mate, it's just some paint, chillax.' Cassius told him and hung up.Once they got to B they went and found Colin the Toad because he works there and get's a 20% discount.'OH! Colin! It true you gets 20% off here?' Cassius asked...Read Full Story

This one time, right, Cassius the Hedgehog was a wee bit bored. Now Cassius ain't usually one of these fellas who succumbs to boredom, no siree, but this day he was really at a loss. He'd already done some hula-hooping, eaten a cheese and pickle sandwich, watched three and a half episodes of 'Desperate Housewives', and even made a miniature bar stool for mice out of a cork and some toothpicks, (a neat little trick he'd picked up off an old school teacher.)Cassius sat back to admire his...Read Full Story

This one time, right, Cassius the Hedgehog was feeling well lonely because Enrique had gone to visit his brother John in Cornwall. He'd been gone for three days now and Cassius was well missing him. He had no-one to go up Camden or down Brighton with, no-one to eat muffins and cheesecake with and most importantly no-one to drink gin with.Now don't get me wrong, Cassius ain't no one friend hedgehog, no siree. He'd spent one day with Christina the Fox and they'd had some well good banter down...Read Full Story

This one time, right, Cassius and his badger buddy were taking a casual stroll.'Have you seen the muffin man?'Enrique the Badger asked Cassius.'The muffin man?'Cassius retorted,'Yeh mate, the muffin man!''Nah.' said Cassius 'why?''Just because I fancy some apple pie,' Enrique told him'Well the apple pie man's over there mate!' Cassius pointed out'OH! BATTY! OBVIOUSLY I IS WANTING MUFFINS THAT IS WHY I IS LOOKING FOR THE MUFFIN MAN INNIT.' Enrique shouted.'Oh. Right. Innit.' Cassius said...Read Full Story

This one time, right, Cassius thought, I well need some more accessories to jazz up my look. First of all he went to Topshop and he saw some pretty tasty looking head gear with sequins and loads of cool shiz like that. But then he saw the price tag and said 'I AIN'T GOT EIGHT SQUID TO SPEND ON A HEADBAND!' So he got outta there pretty sharpish. Next of all Cassius hit Primark, where the price tags were well reasonable but he said 'SLAVE LABOUR PROBAS MADE ALL THIS CRAZY LOOKING GEAR!' To...Read Full Story

I must confess that I have never even seen a Koala bear this tiny! Squee! According to Zooborns, this little guy is just five months old and has about another month to live in his mother’s pouch before he is ready to roam about on his own. So cute! Thanks to Neatorama for the Tip!Read Full Story

This is he:see? Cassius well loves playing out in the sun and the rain and the snow. He also well loves his red bow tie. He's a friendly kind of guy, but his weakness is gin. Cassius well loves the gin and tends to drink too much and make a bit of a fool out of himself. This one time he drank so much his bow tie went all skew-iff and he pelted passers by with mentos screaming 'LOOK AT THE HAIL! THE HAILY HAIL! WATCH OUT FOR THE HAIL! MINTY MINITY HAIL.' Cassius don't really like mentos, he...Read Full Story

OK, I know this picture combines two of my not favorite things: Gene Simmons’ face and cats. But it’s getting close to Halloween and, you know, cuteness. Thanks to Dave Hoover For The Image!Read Full Story

This one time, right, Cassius thought, I well need some more accessories to jazz up my look. First of all he went to Topshop and he saw some pretty tasty looking head gear with sequins and loads of cool shiz like that. But then he saw the price tag and said 'I AIN'T GOT EIGHT SQUID TO SPEND ON A HEADBAND!' So he got outta there pretty sharpish. Next of all Cassius hit Primark, where the price tags were well reasonable but he said 'SLAVE LABOUR PROBAS MADE ALL THIS CRAZY LOOKING GEAR!' To...Read Full Story