Bai Ling Has My Heart

Chinese actress Bai Ling is one of my favorite celebrities.  Of.  All.  Time.  Even when she's managed to cover up her ladyparts she still manages to bring the crazy.  Check out this picture:
Actor Bai Ling attends the 20th Century Fox World Premiere of "The X Files: I Want To Believe" at Mann's Grauman Chinese Theatre on July 23, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images North America)
I don't completely hate this dress, despite my suspicion that it has a large cutout back that probably reveals a Bai crack.  The shoes are pretty cute, too.  But then!  Wait!  What are those things on Bai's shins?
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Why, Bandaids, of course!  This is her "thing," guys.  Maybe Bai's down with hip-hop "artist" Nelly?
Probably.  Although it doesn't have to be "Hot in Herre" for her to take off all her clothes.  Hell, it can be snowing.  Bai doesn't need a reason.
Actress Bai Ling poses for photos on Main Street during the 2006 Sundance Film Festival January 21, 2006 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images Entertainment)
Bai's not just an actress, but a poet, too.  Here are two screenshots of typical posts on her frequently-updated blog :

OH GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH.  Which is why I'm subjecting you to some of the worst red carpet fashions in history, bless Bai's beautiful soul, replete with Bai-style captions.
The heart beats......
I hear it beat with magic.  Do you hear my heart?It is like birds?
This is why I am a heart......a mystry heart.......
Tin man throws up on my suit....the shirt dispears.
He is crazy, how silver his soul, crazy metal man.I hold my head.
My little spirits dancing in my heart to come out tonight, so I let them play on the land of my body.......
Dose it look good to you?  Do you seem them? I think hinding.
Wow I am a painting of fantacy......
Do you see black magic on the roof, in the sun, it is beautiful today.......
there is magic in these boots.......
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