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Puerto Rican Guy Outsources his Campaign

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From: www.puertoricanguy.com

Puerto Rican Guy Outsources his Campaign November 3, 2008 “Nam daed a si luap.” “What?” “Klaatu barada nikto.” “What?” “E pluribus serilnbr?” “The serial number? You want the serial number?” “Daisy…daisy….give me your ans…” According to the Puerto Rican man, this was the entirety of the conversation when he “called somebody somewhere to somehow fix something.” It is also the reason, why he outsourced his entire campaign for President of the United States. “We no longer make anything!” he yelled on the corner of 116 th Street and Lexington Avenue, then pointed to every store in sight. “Our TV’s, computers, cell phones, dentures, underwear, ... Read Full Story

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Weekend Update

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The Rapper’s Endorsement The Puerto Rican guy just received this urgent notice from State Senator Malcolm Smith. It’s only January 2009 and things are already getting desperate. You know you’re in trouble, when the politics of New York State depend on the endorsement of an over the hill rapper. Forward to Friends and Family January 1, 2009 LL Cool J Cool With Malcolm Smith Don’t knock him out. Published December 28, 2008 By Jacob Gershman LL Cool J wants embattled Democratic state senator Malcolm Smith to know the rapper has his back in Smith’s fight against the rogue Democrats still foiling him from becoming ... Read Full Story

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Weekend Update

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The Five Real Estate Handshakes

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The Five Real Estate Handshakes: The Puerto Rican guy wants to restore confidence and integrity to our real estate industry. It all starts with the handshake. Since so many people refuse to read their contracts, bank loans, or home mortgage documents, we must establish some rules regarding handshake agreements. The Puerto Rican guy has integrated these rules into the Uniform Commercial Code (UCC). The rules will be binding in all 50 states. So follow them. 1. The Fail-Safe Connect the web between your index finger and thumb firmly with the other person’s. Pump two or three times. This is confident and appropriate, particularly when ... Read Full Story

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Obama Cabinet con Cojones, Part II

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Obama Cabinet con Cojones, Part II Yesterday I introduced the men in Obama’s Cabinet. Today I bring the women. Their cojones are even bigger. Secretary of Love Joan Baez In every song by Joan Baez…love is free, drugs are cheap, and musicians can read music. Joan will sing non-stop all over the country. Secretary of State Rosie Perez She directed a film on the history of Puerto Rico that had no history, but lots of cuchifrito recipes. She will show this movie to every evildoer, and induce catatonic disorder. CIA Director Carmen Miranda Obama will place every snooping device known to man inside Carmen’s ... Read Full Story

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