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ALBANY, NY - New York State Assemblyman Adam Clayton Powell IV is not known for his intellect or legislative output.
He has been accused of raping two women. One of them was a 19-year old legislative intern, whom he got drunk in his Albany hotel room.
He has been arrested for drunk driving.
His driver’s license has been suspended.
He is under investigation for converting $30,000 in campaign funds to his own personal use.
But Powell has reached a new... Read Full Story
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Chubby Cheeks Financial Disclosure Statement
NEW YORK, NY - In the Washington Heights section of New York City, a man named Chubby Cheeks is rapidly becoming a legend.
He has developed an extraordinary skill, which has turned him into a hero.
Here is Chubby Cheeks displaying his talent…
Mr. Cheeks considers himself a role model for our urban youth.
That’s why he’s running for U.S. Congress, against Cong. Charles... Read Full Story
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BAGHDAD, IRAQ – The Puerto Rican guy has become a national hero in Santo Domingo.
During a press conference at San Pedro de Macoris, the Puerto Rican threw both of his shoes at ex-President George Bush.
Leo throws his shoes
But this was not enough.
During his follow-up question, Leo removed his false teeth and flung them at the former President.
Then he yelled “Cuba Libre!” and hurled a glass of Don Q Puerto Rican... Read Full Story
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Santa Claus Crime Wave
in Washington Heights
NEW YORK CITY, NY – Police are searching for a man who has burglarized twenty-eight stores in the last three months in the uptown neighborhood of Washington Heights.
“The man has cleverly disguised himself in a Santa Claus suit,” said Capt. William McGreevy of the 34 th Police Precinct.
According to McGreevy, the man has ingratiated himself to the neighborhood by riding... Read Full Story
There is an update to yesterday's story of the court-ordered psychiatric evaluation of Juan A. Martínez Matos, the man who confessed to the gruesome murder and dismemberment of a gay teenager last month in Puerto Rico. The court-appointed psychiatrist has reportedly determined the 26-year-old man is mentally incompetent and unfit to stand trial . But is the confessed killer faking it? Read Full Story
Puerto Rican Guy
Outsources his Campaign
November 3, 2008
“Nam daed a si luap.”
“What?”
“Klaatu barada nikto.”
“What?”
“E pluribus serilnbr?”
“The serial number? You want the serial number?”
“Daisy…daisy….give me your ans…”
According to the Puerto Rican man, this was the entirety of the conversation when he “called somebody somewhere to somehow fix something.”
It is also the reason, why he outsourced his entire campaign for President of the United... Read Full Story
The Rapper’s
Endorsement
The Puerto Rican guy just received this urgent notice from State Senator Malcolm Smith.
It’s only January 2009 and things are already getting desperate.
You know you’re in trouble, when the politics of New York State depend on the endorsement of an over the hill rapper.
Forward to Friends and Family
January 1... Read Full Story
The Rapper’s
Endorsement
The Puerto Rican guy just received this urgent notice from State Senator Malcolm Smith.
It’s only January 2009 and things are already getting desperate.
You know you’re in trouble, when the politics of New York State depend on the endorsement of an over the hill rapper.
Forward to Friends and Family
January 1... Read Full Story
The Five Real Estate
Handshakes:
The Puerto Rican guy wants to restore confidence and integrity to our real estate industry.
It all starts with the handshake.
Since so many people refuse to read their contracts, bank loans, or home mortgage documents, we must establish some rules regarding handshake agreements.
The Puerto Rican guy has integrated these rules into the Uniform Commercial Code (UCC).
The rules will be binding in all 50 states.
So follow... Read Full Story
Obama Cabinet con
Cojones, Part II
Yesterday I introduced the men in Obama’s Cabinet.
Today I bring the women.
Their cojones are even bigger.
Secretary of Love Joan Baez
In every song by Joan Baez…love is free, drugs are cheap, and musicians can read music.
Joan will sing non-stop all over the country.
Secretary of State Rosie Perez
She directed a film on the history of Puerto Rico that had no history, but lots of cuchifrito recipes.
She will... Read Full Story
From Spain's Princess Letizia to Italy's Mara Carfagna, the game of politics is no stranger to beautiful, powerful women. Following is a list of women whose influence is matched only by their sheer hotness.
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