Ancestry.com

So not too long ago i thought I would never want to use ancestry.com.My thinking was that all my grandparents were born in Ireland so I’m pretty sure I know where I come from,and also if it turns out i am something other then Irish i would be upset if I turned out to be part Canadian or something.Recently however it has occurred to me that if I turn out to be a minority or something I will have the freedom to tell a lot more jokes.So now I am going to discuss different nationalities and whether or not i would want to be them.If i don’t discuss your nationality its because I don’t consider your people relevant.

Australians-I could deal with being Australian,I don’t know too many Aussies but Russell Crowe seems like a badass and I always liked the movie crocodile dundee

French-I don’t wanna be French.I like nothing about the French,the one thing i can relate to is that French people think they are better then everyone and I think i am better then everyone also

Italian-I’m on the fence on this one.I like their food and I find their women attractive but if being Italian is going to make me want to fist pump and live by the GTL code then i’m out

Puerto Rican-I could deal with being Puerto Rican.I can’t dance and I think if i was Puerto Rican i would suddenly be able to.Also every Puerto Rican loves their country and has at least 15 puerto rican flags on their house,car,etc. That type of pride in your country must be nice

Greek-I think being greek would be good because I really like Ernie Anastos,i’ve always wanted to own my own diner,and if i was greek i’m pretty sure I would get to sleep with Paris Hilton

Antiguan-I don’t want to be Antiguan,i’ve heard the country is pretty nice but I worked with an Antiguan guy once and after listening to the music of their country for about an hour I wanted to kill myself

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