Crazy Aunt Bea won the caption contest this time around. CAB, if can get through the cobwebs on your blog, you may feel free to post the In Your Face award (I believe Brad has a 4x graphic that you can steal).

Sinister Dan took second with:
Diesel: Sorry sir, your dignity isn't down here either.
And
Brad came in third with:
"Felsen. Papier. Schere. GEHEN!"
That's German for "Rochambeau," by the way.
Brad deserves a special shout-out for submitting several excellent captions. I almost went with:
"Why the hell is Animal Planet filming us?"
"They just said they wanted to film veteran Aryans!"
Come on, that's funny. That's Chyna-peeing-standing-up-funny.
Thanks for playing, everybody. Picking the finalists really was tough this time around.
By the way, I wanted to make one clarification to my whiny post yesterday. It's true that my
Pepsi logo post has gotten over 10,000 hits at this point. However, 95% of that traffic is from
Stumbleupon, which is like a breeding ground for people with short attention spans. My past experience has been that 99.9% of these people never return to read another post. In fact, if you originally found this blog through my Pepsi post and you're actually still around to read this, I will give you a dollar. Leave a comment on this post and I will send it to you. I reserve the right to disqualify people who I'm pretty sure are lying.
If you want to read the reactions to my post on Stumbleupon, go
here. My favorite is this one:
I heard this pepsi can was designed in order to do their part to save the environment... They claimed it cut down on the colors or the amount of time it took the machines to make it or something. And, in that case, this girl is very very stupid.
Yes. This girl is very very stupid indeed.
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