Katie Price (aka Jordan) launches her new novel 'Sapphire' at Selfridges. ( - Photo by Bauer Griffin)
13. She Can Sell Oily Dudes
Not sure what Katie Price is actually selling here, but probably, somehow, these oily gay dudes. Unable to resist anything that Katie Price is selling, holy crap do we suddenly have a surplus of them hanging out in our office. And once you buy them, what do you do? Katie Price doesn't tell you, she's moved on to selling her next product. Well, Katie Price, you can come pick up your oily dudes now. They're cleaning out our fridge daily!
