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Cue the Violins... Bethenny Frankel is having marital problems. Just in time to promote her show...

By Jennifer Sale on | From justsayjenn.net

Oh GAG. Really? REALLY?! First I check out my BookFace feed to see the drivvel of such gems as Melissa Gorga PROMISING to make it through the snow storm to Chicago for all 6 of her fans, then there's Bethenny pimping Skinnygirl Shapewear, and I'm all...

If you're following this Skinnygirl lifestyle, should you even need shapewear? Hmmm? I'm thinking not. Oh! I almost forgot to tell all of you that the big Skinnygirl bath & body display is finally up at my local Whoremart, and oh my stars it's deliciously janky! All crooked and dirty...like only Wally can. The bottles on those lotions are pretty small for $10. Like smaller than Philosophy bottles. That better be some premium shit, is all I'm saying...

Anyway...what AM I saying? Can you tell I need an ADD med refill? Kinda went left when we were clearly going right there.

So yeah, after pondering that latest Bethenny moment, I head over to gossip maxi-pad Radar Online, and there at the top of the page is Bethenny talking about her marriage problems. You know, with the third season of Bethenny, ~~Just Shut Up Already~~ Ever After premiering in a few weeks, you gotta set up the drama! Plant those seeds now, girl! Work. It. Go read it. It's word salad to the max. All she can blame anything on is her 'background'. Which fine. Sure. But at some point, you just have to want better for yourself and you change, right? Maybe spend some time with them rather than pimping girdles and lotion all day, right?

Oh Bethenny...don't mess a good thing up, girl. Skinnygirl can't love you back.

Are we surprised? Really? No.