A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture in Dakota country when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced
out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses
and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you
exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give
me a calf?' Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
grazing herd and calmly answers...
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