Bigfoot Sasquatch

Listen up everybody!!! After years of secret undercover research and multiple attempts at creating a lazer that will shoot through thick layers of fur...I have finally killed the infamous creature; better known as Bigfoot . He was lurking through my neighbor's ( The Henderson's ) trash can, looking for Sasquatch food, obviously. I can only suppose that his intention were of ill nature, so without hesitation...I took the sucka down!!! When I approached him with my lazer blazer pistol, he let... Read Full Story

"I've got an idea on how to get another 15 minutes of fame." I’m posting this for its comedic value only. Loren Coleman of Cryptomundo fame is reporting that Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer, the two Georgian bigfoot hoaxers who pulled the wool over no one’s eyes except the mainstream media last year, are back and crazier than ever. They are planning on celebrating the one year anniversary (August 15) of their bigfoot body prank with the unveiling of “real” proof of bigfoot. Allow me to invoke... Read Full Story

California– The body of the alleged Georgia Bigfoot did not make an appearance during the press conference in Palo Alto California earlier today. There was no new DNA evidence present either. Confirming what skeptics already believe, this was a hoax. The lead up to the press conference Two weeks ago Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, two self-proclaimed Bigfoot trackers who happen run, Bigfoot Tracker Atlanta, a Bigfoot expedition service, discovered the body while hiking in the... Read Full Story

As we reported on Sunday, the guys from Georgia (USA) who claimed to have the frozen corpse of Bigfoot in their beer cooler failed to produce any convincing evidence at their press conference in Palo Alto on Saturday. But this sad monster tale doesn't end there. The man who sponsored the press conference SearchingforBigfoot.com owner Tom Biscardi, was bamboozled, too. Apparently he paid an "undisclosed sum" to Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer the two Georgia men who claimed to have possession... Read Full Story

So, we're too lazy to do any real journalism on the weekend. (As opposed to during the week?) But Gawker has managed to stay on top of two of the big monster stories from earlier this month. Firstly, there's no word on the Chupacabra video taped last week by a Texas lawman. So, obvs., like the truth, he's still out there. Secondly, an independent film production happening in a town on Long Island not called Montauk has retracted their earlier claim of having faked the Montauk Monster craze... Read Full Story

NEWS OF WIERD The Bigfoot allegedly discovered in the hills of northern Georgia is all a big fake . I'm so mad. I actually fell for it... kinda! At a press conference on Friday, noted Bigfoot hunter Tom Biscardi said the corpse was "as real as you are standing there." Now his partner Biscardi associate Steve Kulls has thawed out the body and discovered that it is just a costume. What are these guys thinking? Are they just trying to prove that they are big ole liars? No bigfoot... Read Full Story

Left up to CNN, two people find a Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Bigfoot in the mountains of Georgia, I realized the news because it is one of the most reads. Alleged Bigfoot People who caught the Bigfoot are not saying where he was captured to protect the remaining animals on his "kind", they too are going to provide DNA evidence or the alleged animal. Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer in CNN , a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature's body in a wooded area and... Read Full Story

Someone needs a bra... and a shirt! Call me kooky, but I love these stories. Loren Coleman runs a great site called Cryptomundo . I find myself over there quite a bit lately because I’m writing Lost Days, a YA book that includes a storyline that involves Bigfoot. For those of you who don’t know, cryptozoology is the study of unknown or hidden animals. Coleman is one of the leading cryptozoologist in the world today. His book Bigfoot! : The True Story of Apes in America is one of my... Read Full Story

Real Cold Hard Cash for a Fake Dead Bigfoot The folks who brought you the non-story of the year are back. Loren Coleman of Cyrptomudo fame is reporting that Matt Whitton and Ric Dyer have made a deal to auction off the original fake Bigfoot body and its deep freeze coffin. Alledgedly they are in the hole by as much as $50,000 to some unnamed Indiana businessman who thought he was buying a real Bigfoot body. All civil action will be dropped against the Georgia duo. Obviously they will... Read Full Story

Recently the Chupacabra, Bigfoot, and The Montauk Monster seem to be popping up out of no where. It seems as if some kind of mass Crypto conference let all of their pets loose. I don't know what to believe, but all I can say is "SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL US WTF THESE THINGS ARE ALREADY!!" Now I'm hearing that the "scientists" in charge of the whole Bigfoot scandal are saying it's all a hoax...of course it is. They said Mr. Montauk is a prop from a b-rated independent film, and still no word... Read Full Story