RT @mediaite Bill Maher: What Exactly Has Obama Done That Has Made #Conservatives So Angry? (VIDEO) http://t.co/e0c2iIEx

#MemorialDay weekend is here! The day when Americans never forget. Until the 10th beer, then they forget

Kudos to #ColinPowell for endorsing same sex marriage! I tell you, this country is turning gay faster than a freshman at Smith College.

To my friend #S.E.Cupp Hustler's "Celebrity We'd Like To See With a Dick in their Mouth" this month - u know who it was few issues back? Me!

I c Obama and Romney have dueling ads on Bain;Bam says facts back him up,Mitt says time is an artificial construct,no such thing as the past

With the indomitable Liz Smith at her literacy gala - read from The NEW New Rules, now in paperback! http://t.co/SGpxTXYP

Why even listen to #MittRomney on foreign policy? His entire FP experience is 2 yrs trying to brow-beat Frenchmen into joining his cult

I'm in NY today for my great friend Liz Smith's Lincoln Ctr Literacy Partners Gala @LitPartNYC to end adult illiteracy http://t.co/hAGpLjbg

Tough day for #BobbyJindal - his guy called Mitt's guy about the vice-presidency and they told him just send in a headshot.

Trying to be taller than the last great Knick ex Senator Bill Bradley http://t.co/6CDBIEgV

A condo in Manhattan sold for $90 mil! That seems outrageous, but then again u can't expect #MittRomney to live in Queens

RT @HBO: "Imagine the reach, not just the music..." Revisit a #RealTime moment from 8/28/09 with Jay-Z. WATCH: http://t.co/Uz00cEkN @Bil ...

RT @HBO: Bill and his Overtime guests discuss national security. WATCH: http://t.co/AqrvYUpt @BillMaher @EvaLongoria @MargaretHoover @Da ...

#JohnEdwards trial: Rielle wanted to tell press she was abducted by aliens. #Romney said "Don't drag ME into this!"

This new habit of everyone in the stands wearing the color of their team is deeply disturbing.If I wanted to feel North Korean I'd eat a dog

Doing Conan today - talk show tapings keep getting earlier - at 2pm - guys, I'm a comedian not a farmer!

Bruce Johnston of Beach Boys is latest has-been to attack Obama - guess he's been picking up "good vibrations" from Glenn Beck

#EvaLongoria and #RichardClark after the show before we all got in the hottub http://t.co/7ruivpwW

RT @HBO: Friday's #RealTime with @BillMaher guests include: Richard Clarke, @EvaLongoria, @MargaretHoover, @DavidCayJ and @GroverNorquist.

U know what anti-homo logic never gets old:'God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.' But that rhymes and isn't poetry kind of gay?

Biden's "gaffe" got Obama to move on #GayMarriage so I say more Biden gaffes! Go on TV, Joe, and say "shld pot be legal? I'm high right now"

I predict Obama coming out for #GayMarriage will help his re-election cuz it will make Repubs defend bigotry which will energize Dem's base

What?!! #MittRomney says HE deserves credit for saving the auto industry? If this guy was any oilier he'd be lobbying to drill himself