Billary Clinton

Billary Wooing Bloomberg

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Billary Wooing Bloomberg

Latest News: Billary and Republicans Wooing Bloomberg

CMS News, New York. According to a high-ranking staffer from Hillary Clinton’s election committee both Republican operatives and officials from Hillary’s camp are in the process of secret negotiations with the successful Mayor of New York City - Mr. Bloomberg. They are trying to convince Mayor Bloomberg that he must immediately enter the Presidential campaign and run as an Independent.

Obviously, both parties are so dismayed with the unexpected success of a charismatic young Senator Barak Obama, so now they desperately trying to split the swing voters and independents and redirect them from Senator Obama to Mayor Bloomberg. Both Republicans and Hillary Clinton will certainly benefit from Mr. Bloomberg entering the campaign…

Facts About Hillary Clinton

Her age: 60. Her career: Was selected as senator from New York 2000 through 2006. Before that a 8-year-long stunt as a “first lady”, during her husband Bill Clinton’s career at the White House. Still electable, according to last polls in New Hampshire. Heavily engages herself into a negative campaigning against Barak Obama.

What Billary said about Iraq:

- If I was the President in October 2002, I would never ever in my life asked to shift the focus of our bombing from Afghanistan to Iraq and I’d probably never started this war in Iraq (but you see I was not the President at that time, which is the only reason why I approved that war in Iraq with all my steely heart).

What Billary said about the climate change:

- the one thing is clear: the damn planet sure is a-heating, with devastating consequences for my future Presidency. We must take immediate measures in order to fix this climate problem.