What up, y'all? Recently in the news, you've been hearing about
Deborah Loreanzana. She's suing Citibank for being too beautiful. Well, talkative may get her fired from Chase. Chase has been telling her to stop interviews on the subject or risk losing her job. Now, we all understand the need to express your feelings, but there's a time to talk and a time to shut up. This is a time to shut up.
Really? You're trying to garner that much attention so that you can get paid. Salesmen don't talk that much! If you want attention, smack a cop. Pull your shirt up at rush hour. Do something else. I even heard about a show talking about plastic surgery and you were comparing cup sizes between oranges and melons and you wanted melons. Really?
You better stop before they hire an ugly smart girl who can keep a secret. Nobody, and I mean nobody loves a pretty blabbermouth (or in today's hiphop terminology, snitch). If you can't keep your mouth shut, you are no good to a friend, lover, much less a established company. Learn to shut up and wait for the book and movie deal, then talk to Oprah. You won't have to talk then.


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