Blanca Vlasic

Owing to the success of my good friend Rush Limbaugh’s diet, I have decided to go public with a very personal problem I have had for years. Now I know what you are thinking: “Own your body, Blanca. Love you body, Blanca. Accept your body, Blanca.” Well I would, but unfortunately fat chicks don’t get on Fox News. Unless you have perky tits and a firm ass and an hourglass shape, you don’t have a Snowe’s chance in hell of getting any airtime. If I ever hope to get a shot at being mounted by Shepherd Smith, there is only one alternative for Blanca: ... Read Full Story

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