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Billy Long Picks KWTO for Debate Venue: Spatula City and Barnacal Brothers, Does Anyone Listen to KWTO?

By Clay on | From bungalowbillscw.blogspot.com

KWTO, what can I say except everyday I have the inconvenience of turning my dial to 560 AM between 11:00 AM and 2:00 PM. Why? Rush Limbaugh! That's it. Other than that, there is no reason to listen to KWTO, and obviously people don't.

How do I know this? Because KWTO is the only radio station I know in the country that can't seem to fill ad time for the Rush Limbaugh show. In case you aren't from Springfield and don't have to deal with this inconvenience, I have listened to Rush Limbaugh for over 20 years on at least 50 stations across the country during my days of travelling for business. KWTO is the only station I know of that fills airtime with the parodies Spatula City and the Barnacle Brothers 60 Second Sale. These are ad parodies that fill in unsold ad times.

Why is this important today? Well, KWTO is one of the venues Billy Long, the big R republican RINO blowhard who talks about everything but issues that face our great Republic in any depth, chose to host a debate. That's right, a radio station that doesn't even attract enough listeners for advertiser to want to buy time for the high-rated Rush Limbaugh show is where Long wants to debate. Obviously, Long doesn't want people to listen, and he definitely doesn't want to be seen on TV, since he didn't choose any of the major television stations in Southwest Missouri.

As well, Billy Long used to be the low-rated morning man for the news talk station. On the station, Slick Billy often praised Claire McCaskill while attacking republican governor Matt Blunt for his budget cuts that saved the state, specifically, Billy Long was upset at cuts made to the state's socialist medicine fund known as Medicaid. So not only does Billy Long have to worry if anyone is listening, he's got friends at the station to moderate. Which is funny since the Billy Long campaign has been attacking his opponent for gimmicks.

Luckily I have been saved from KWTO. My new car stereo has a Bluetooth function that allows me to listen to the 50,000 blowtorch WLS-AM in Chicago, so I get to avoid pro-Billy radio most of the time. Why do I call it pro-Billy? The morning man actually believes Billy Long is going to read every bill that comes for vote in the House of Representatives, and praises Long for his intention to introduce this political gimmick on the House floor in hopes it becomes a law that all Congressmen will have to read every piece of legislation before a vote. Doesn't the morning man know Billy can't be bothered by reading? Slick Billy has to get downstream.