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FORMER GA. REP.RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Bob Barr, once voted The Ugliest Man in Congress

(May 13, Washington, DC) In the history of United States politics, third party candidates have ranged from fringe contenders appealing to a slender portion of the populace, single issue zealots seeking to make a point, lunatics, comedians and every other variant of imbecile. Some, such as Ross Perot and Ralph Nader have managed to alter the results of their respective elections by acting as “spoilers”, usually siphoning votes from the two major party candidates. While there may in fact be a real need for a viable third party in America, as yet, no one has been able to coalesce a sufficiently powerful coalition, money and support. That trend is likely to continue with the latest entrant to proclaim his candidacy for president as a “third party” standard bearer.

Bob Barr, nephew of famous Hollywood legend, Leonard Barr, says he is running for the highest office in the land as a Libertarian. Even the most generous of experts, insiders and observers comment that a barbell has a greater chance of being elected president than Bob Barr. Barr, a former Congressman from Georgia was one of the House Managers of the Bill Clinton impeachment charade. He was defeated in the election following that circus. The three times divorced and married ‘conservative republican’ has as sordid a past as some of his colleagues like Newt Gingerich, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, PeeWee Herman and Bob Livingstone. All once self proclaimed family values right wingers, each went down in the flames of scandal usually related to sex, infidelity or deception.

Bob Barr, who is part African American, has long denied this fact. He is also alleged to have had a love child with an obese constituent while serving as a prosecutor in Georgia who later went on to obtain a certain amount of notoriety of her own. Rosanne Barr, the slovenly, rotund, disgusting comic freely admits that, she is not only Bob Barr’s love child, she has also been his mistress on and off for many years.

Rosanne Barr will serve as Campaign Chairman for her father / lover

Speaking yesterday at the National Press Club to a handful of reporters, a few waitresses and a busboy, Bob Barr said, “I’m running because this is America. I have left the Republican Party because they do not represent my values. It’s time Americans had some real choices in this process and I am a real choice to be processed. I’ve been a prosecutor, a lying, cheating, abusive husband many times over, a lousy father, a crook and a congressman.”

Hollywood legend Leonard Barr informed Bob BarrAbout his black heritage

Bob Barr has no campaign infrastructure, no money, supporters, friends or acquaintances. Yet, he is undaunted by the challenges his candidacy faces. “I’m running because I don’t like John McCain. Is that simple enough for you. I like his wife but Senator McCain has made some terrible legislative blunders over the years and should not be elected president. I think I am much better qualified to lead this country forward.”

Barr insists that there is strong “grassroots” support for him although they have been impossible to locate. No media outlet of any kind has been able to find a person anywhere in the country who would be willing to vote for this wacko. In a recent Gallup – MSNBC – Wall Street Journal poll, 99.999% of Americans have no idea who Bob Barr is. When they were showed a photo of him some became visibly ill while others laughed hysterically. One respondent noted, “Hell, I wouldn’t vote for that guy to be rodent control officer in a trailer park. President? Who is this fool?”

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