Oh, Bobby, my sweet, crazy Tinkerbell-on-crack sidekick-to-be, how long must you roam the red carpet seeking a new sun to orbit? Don’t you know you can find me right here? But don’t bother coming unless you’re bringing that headress. They’ll love it down at the coffee shop!
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