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Louis Walsh And Boyzone Split. GAH!!

Boyzone. We can’t actually name any of the songs they’ve released, but that’s probably because we were too busy gawping at their bodies as they performed those frenzied dance routines and we mouthed I LOVE YOU like a crazy at the TV screen.

Boyzone. They were a handsome lot.

Boyzone. We say ‘were’, because they’re no more. Manager Louis Walsh has dumped them off the cliff called ‘Stars Who Are Past It’. Even if Ronan did bang one of the group’s dancers in a bid to be rock ‘n’ roll. No. Just no. It’s the end. *reaches for tissue*

The News Of The World reports:

“Louis has told Boyzone they’re finished. Ronan doesn’t want to accept it but without Louis they have no chance. The affair changed everything for many fans. It destroyed the family-friendly image that made the band popular.

They kept a diehard fanbase but the ‘Brother’ tour earlier this year wasn’t a big success. Louis didn’t bother seeing a single show. [They] just couldn’t compete with the Take That comeback and lots of tickets weren’t sold. So Louis decided it was the right time for the band to finish.”

Or to put it another way, Ronan and the boys should just open up a nice Antiques shop and sell off some of their unsold band merchandise.

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