With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps this week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the American League East, here are the Baltimore Orioles.

Suckfest in '09
Just sixty-four victories
Man, that is crappy

Guthrie is all set
Brad Bergesen is a klutz
New Spring Training park!

We love Matt Wieters
Tejada at third or short?
Jones in center field

The Oriole Bird
Is eating that lady's head
Hope she's had her shots

The O's will be worst
In the American League
...worse than the Royals.

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