Coverin' It: The Tabloid Edition
This is why I could never be in a cult. These kids are old enough to know that they should not be photographed in such ugliness. People Magazine covers 'The Children of the Cult'.
Shiloh Jolie Pitt and Suri Cruise get to be friends and hang out. But not Zahara Jolie Pitt. She's too dark to play with those itty bitches. I'm hating on OK Magazine right now. 
Forced to diet? They can do that? Where the f*ck do I sign up. Katie Holmes scrawniness explained in Life & Style Magazine. 
Get back with your loser boyfriend and the magazines stop feeling the love. Rihanna loses much of her 'cover shine' this week. In Touch is the only one who cares. Better them than me. 
Star Magazine wishes. Am I the only one out there who thinks that if Angelina Jolie caught Brad Pit with the Nanny she'd either join them or cut both those bitches? 
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Best of Paparazzi Girls
Here are the girls largely responsible for keeping the paparazzi machine humming.
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Zimbio Caption Contest: Enter and Win $25 at Amazon.com!
This is possibly the easiest photo to caption. It practically writes itself.
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Amber Rose Goes Topless in Miami, Children Unfazed
Uh, are there topless beaches in Miami that allow children?
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