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All the varied entries in the pantheon of great first lines ("Call me Ishmael." "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.") have one thing in common: They entice the reader to read further. So it is rare to happen upon a great first line that begs the reader to stop reading, and, if possible, to reverse time in order to erase the horrific first line from memory entirely. The following is one of those first lines.
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