Roddy Piper Beats Hogan in the Battle of Piece of Ass Daughters

Rowdy Roddy Piper     VS   Hulk Hogan

Any child of the 80's remembers the pro wrestling craze of the time where champ and "good guy" Hulk Hogan fought the obnoxious, mean Rowdy Roddy Piper.  But even at the tender age of 10, the Hermit was able to notice that the "good guy" Hogan was just a windbag and the real talent and charisma came from the "villain" Roddy Piper.   Of course, as luck would have it, windbag, load Hogan received all the praise and $$$ while Roddy was stuck in the shadow.

Well it's a similar sitation today with both their daughters all grown up and pursuing careers in music and entertainment.  Hogan's kids, spoiled, pampered, stupid fucks they are, receive lots of attention.  They act as if they should be entitled to fame and fortune.  We caught a glimpse of just what shit they all are when after son, reckless speed demon, Chris Hogan crashed a car going nearly 200mph and critically injured his friend in the process, Hulk went on Larry King a few weeks ago and said it was "God's plan" and some other bullshit.  Yeah Hulk, it was God's plan to make your kid a douchebag and cripple an innocent passenger.  See what I mean about being windbags with a sense of entitlement?

As for daughter, Brooke Hogan, she hasn't critically injured anyone yet, but with the release of her music cd, she plans to attack the ears of millions of people nationwide.  Imagine all that hot air that seems to run in Hogan DNA and having it come out set to music.  Pop music for teens who think Britney Spears' stuff is just way too deep. 

Roddy Piper's kid, Ariel Teal Toombs is also an aspiring singer/actress.  Yet we don't see her nearly as much as she is quietly trying to make it, taking parts in small budget B-movies.  Well the Hermit has compared and Piper's daughter beats the daylights out of that big blonde goon.

When it comes to producing hot piece of ass, high quality blonde daughters, Roddy Piper has Hogan beat 1-2-3.

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   Ariel Toombs                           Brooke Hogan

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It's quite obvious that while Ariel (Piper's daughter) has a heart-warming smile, Brooke Hogan has a 'mine mine mine! gimmee gimmee gimmee! stare.    While neither would ever consider the Hemit for a date, the feeling is Ariel would just say "No thank you" while Brooke would say "Go fuck yourself, you ugly loser" and then go complain to her dad that there are too many ugly people in this world.

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Ariel has sultry, passionate eyes while Brooke is a big goon and has all the sensuality and grace of a spastic-child-lummox.

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                     AND ANOTHER THING: 

           BROOKE HOGAN MAY HAVE A PENIS

We've all seen 'camel toe' before but this is ridiculous.  I say there is a good chance that ain't camel toe but small concealed cock. 

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Oh and just a shout out to Hulk Hogan,

Whacha gonna do when your son's criminal lawyer bills, your daughter's plastic surgeon bills and your ex wife's alimony bills Run Wild On You?!?

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