More Global Warming Please
This morning I woke up to about 4 Inches of snow. Being a first time homeowner it is now my new winter chore to shovel my driveway. I grew up in Florida, so shoveling snow is not something that I'm used to. To be blunt, it sucks! We are expected to get 3 more inches tomorrow...Oh Joy!
I hate winter here in Northwest Indiana. In Florida we had about 2 weeks of winter with no snow involved; obviously. So please bring on the Global Warming! I am buying 50 cans of hairspray tomorrow to increase the hole in ozone in the hopes of warming the Earth up a little!
All of those who are afraid that the Earth is getting too warm, just come up north in the dead of winter when its Zero degrees up here and then talk to me about Global Warming. Where did all of the "another ice age is coming" people go? Are they all Global Warmer Worriers now?
Well, I guess I made enough of you environmentalists upset, so that's enough for now. Besides, I need to think of more ways to increase my carbon footprint.
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